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turtles-curls-and-carrots:

niall-is-my-life:

directionersareproud:

allthe1dnamesaretaken:

louis-let-me-see-your-carrot:

daretodreamin-onedirection:

youremykryptonitexox:

louismykryptonite:

clapping is too mainstream for louis
zayn what the hell are you doing you special snowflake

louis’ like “my body is ready”

ZAYNN WHY YOU TURN ME ON WITH YOUR RETARDEDNESS?

Zayn: “bradfordbadboi dont clap, he sways his hands”
Harry: retarded seal.
Louis: “let me just kill some ovaries.”

Liam looks like a latino girl dancing.

they be crazy

Nialler looks like such a badass

1) louis is ready for freaking anything.
2) harry has no clue what he is doing.
3) liam is dancing to some jennifer lopez song.
4) zayn is conducting an orchestra.
5) niall is the only one who actually knows what he is doing.

turtles-curls-and-carrots:

niall-is-my-life:

directionersareproud:

allthe1dnamesaretaken:

louis-let-me-see-your-carrot:

daretodreamin-onedirection:

youremykryptonitexox:

louismykryptonite:

clapping is too mainstream for louis

zayn what the hell are you doing you special snowflake

louis’ like “my body is ready”

ZAYNN WHY YOU TURN ME ON WITH YOUR RETARDEDNESS?

Zayn: “bradfordbadboi dont clap, he sways his hands”

Harry: retarded seal.

Louis: “let me just kill some ovaries.”

Liam looks like a latino girl dancing.

they be crazy

Nialler looks like such a badass

1) louis is ready for freaking anything.

2) harry has no clue what he is doing.

3) liam is dancing to some jennifer lopez song.

4) zayn is conducting an orchestra.

5) niall is the only one who actually knows what he is doing.

Posted 1 week ago
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lukebrooks:

Janoskians latest video, Reblog it <3

Posted 1 month ago

Niall,

niallsfavoriteurl:

This

is

not

acceptable

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  1. Interviewer: So what's this nipple thing?
  2. Harry: I have four nipples.
  3. Interviewer: ...
  4. Louis: He genuinely has four nipples!
  5. Interviewer: Can you show me?
  6. Harry: Afterwards maybe...
  7. Interviewer: Is there anything else i need to know about? Anything spectacular?
  8. Louis: Niall has two penises.
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Sitting in the car listening to the radio and a familiar beat starts playing

louis-thrusting-skills:

louis-thrusting-skills:

I look over to my mom like

and she looks back at me like

so I reach for the dial and turn it and and then Liam starts, “You’re insecure, don’t know what for,” and I’m like

and people in the cars around us were probably like

but I regret absolutely nothing because

Holy dicks the notes. :O

(Source: louisthrustingskills)

Posted 1 month ago

Charlie.: oh my god.

justanotherdirecti0ner:

Best experience ever just omfg

So at first we went to the edge to meet up with Brad and Marty (the edge radio guys)

They were trying to keep calm because they are ‘NZs biggest directioners’ well they thought so

so then after ages we got in Brads car to go to the hotel where we were meeting…

Posted 1 month ago

we-want-1ds-gravy:

my blog has been signed my zayn malik.

your argument is invalid.

Posted 1 month ago
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1directionerforevah:

To all Ziam shippers out there….

1directionerforevah:

To all Ziam shippers out there….

(Source: the-1d-leprechaun)

Posted 1 month ago

Harry comes to visit you at school with crutches.

  1. You: WHAT HAPPENED!?
  2. Harry: Oh nothing..
  3. You: Tell me..
  4. Harry: No.
  5. You: Fine then.
  6. Harry: Okay, we were rehearsing and then I was standing at the edge of the stage and the boys said your name and I got distracted.
  7. You: Aww.